We, like most of the internet that has seen this commercial, have so many questions…
Apparently, back in 2006, squirt gun company, Super Soaker, thought this “Oozinator” toy was a fantastic idea and also thought shooting a commercial for it where it looks like boys are shooting “number three” at each other was also a great idea.
Not only do we wonder who in the world saw this and approved it, but our biggest question is simply, where the hell do they get the “ooze”!?